Happy Festivus everyone! In honor of all Seinfeldites out there, I’d like share in the “Airing of Greivances” on this holiest of days.
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!
You and your rudeness. Stop it. Just stop it. You think you’re better than me? Well, just because you have a career, a fancy car, a super-duper house that I wish I owned, and have nice teeth DOESN’T make you better than me.
You and your whiny ways, I dislike you. You are a grown adult. Start acting like it.
You and your non-communicative ways, TALK! FREAKING SAY SOMETHING! Stop being so passive aggressive.If you have something on your mind, say it so I can then yell at your saying it and get my point across. When you sit there like a lump and act like everything is fine but then roll your eyes, I can’t go anywhere with that. How am I supposed to respond to that?! All I can say is “Don’t roll your eyes at me!” I mean, how meaningful is that?! I want to discuss shit! So, please for the love of god, communicate!
And you, YOU! Yeah you! I’ve had enough of you! Go away and don’t come back until you are you 2.0! This whole 1.0 you isn’t working for me.
…and now, for FEATS OF STRENGTH. Who thinks they can pin me?! Who? I dare ya! Come on…BRING IT ON!
On a serious note, I am so stoked for Christmas! I, unlike Frank Costanza, love Christmas and don’t find tinsel distracting. I do however like the idea of the aluminum pole. I think D likes that idea too.
Merry Christmas everyone!